I don’t normally read these things, but I had time to kill, yada yada yada, I know you don’t believe me, etc. but it’s true!

Daily Mail, Gemini, 23rd August 2005:

There seems to be not end of things to organise and ‘cope’ with. Make a list! Then prioritise it! Next, discard the inessential items. There are two ways to go now: into chaos or towards order. If you want to be able to enjoy the good things that are undoubtedly in you life, you need to make sure you don’t waste valuable time on things that don’t directly contribute to you happiness and well-being. Concentrate on really important people and tasks. You’ll be amazed at what you accomplish.

Now, either the writer is short of material, or he has just returned from a Scrum course. Either way, it’s uncannily close to the truth…and it works if you’re not a Gemini!