Today, whilst driving down the North Road from Crossgates to Inverkeithing in Fife, Scotland…Police Camera Action would love to have got this on film:

This idiot kept “touching” his planks to ensure they didn’t move…too much. Luckily he let us pass him at a safe point on the road…of course, it became a very unsafe point when he drove off behind us. Perhaps my video camera put him off?

And later in the day, we found this idiot in the retail park in Kirkcaldy, where Homebase, Halfords, Comet, Currys, Boots and Sainsbury’s are located:

It’s not the first time I’ve been privy to such stupid parking.