{"id":28,"date":"2004-08-16T21:38:39","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T20:19:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/?p=28"},"modified":"2005-05-27T14:26:29","modified_gmt":"2005-05-27T13:26:29","slug":"what-does-it-take-to-get-a-decent-cup-of-coffee-in-britain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"What does It take to get a decent cup of coffee in Britain?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Coffee should be opaque.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t expect my black coffee to be poured into  a white cup only to be greeted with confirmation that the bottom of the cup is still white&#8230;with the cup still half full.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s exactly what I received during my return flight from Tenerife: a cup of see-through coffee.<\/p>\n<p>This is just one reason why we, Great Britain as we think we should be called, are the laughing stock of proper Europe.  This country just doesn&#8217;t live up to its name anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Translucent coffee &#8211; it could only happen in Great Britain<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.craigmurphy.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}