It’s not often that I walk past an external UK cash machine and see the Windows XP Pro startup screen…
…but to see one have trouble such that it enters a diagnostic mode was just slightly amusing.

I just wish I had my better camera with me at the time.
Isn’t that the “cash shell” you’ve managed to invoke? You should have resorted to entering the following commands:
c:>money -gonnae gee me sum
c:>money -go awn, take me fur everythin’
c:>balance -feck, is that awe
c:>otherservice -am dyin’ for a slash